turntaxesgayer

Goncharov was special because not only did we establish canon, we created a whole fanon gay interpretation and proceded to ignore the (not even real) original in favour of it. And thats what tumblr is all about.

  lousaccountso

the beauty of it is that we *could* have made it gay in the original, being queerbaited was a choice because people of this hellsite are so used to it by this point.

  jellogram

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

  jellogram

*sees 2 notes* FUCK yes let's fucking GOOOO

Behemoth

  bix46

I saw the opposite of this horse

  shadowerrata

HONSE & hrse

  judeharoldvich

american towns always have shit falling. Cedar Falls? i mean if you cut it down for lumber it sure does i guess. how much cedar is falling on a regular basis that you named the township after it. dont get me started on twin falls.... dark gemini energy or smth

  judeharoldvich

british towns and counties are all like bramblyside. mingehurst. bristol. american towns are all like starry falls swellsville dimmerdale.

  testosteronefag

  pinene

This tweet itself isn’t completely incorrect but. Bro the amount of men who think cum is just inside their balls at all times is so upsetting

  peoplepuncher

Is it built up during sex/masturbation? Please respond

  pinene

My statement may have been a little misleading— cum is NEVER inside the balls. The only thing testes produce is sperm, which is 5% or less of the overall ejaculate. Vast majority of fluid is made by the prostate and the seminal vesicle which are in the pelvis.

  wintercorrybriea

even more embarrassing “here’s some shit i made in the back”

  pansyfemme

i love headcanoning old men as ftm. like considering fandom loves to equate being transmasc to being young no one will probably agree with me but i look into his eyes and see the wisdom only a post-menopausal man could provide

  asaltysquid

  marxism-transgenderism

He says this to jesse

  maletofujoshi

evil shrimp giving breakup advice: If you have prawnblems with him why not shrimply… krill him?

  redstonedust

i miss when AI generated content was bad. when the standard was like ''i asked AI to show me a picture of a dog'' and the result is just some furry flesh amalgam with 3 paws and a mis-centered face. when people asked AI to write it scripts for tv shows and it gave nonsequeter nonsense. genuinely got more value out of that because at least it was funny.

  redstonedust

i dont want a realistic AI girlfriend trained on human conversations i want AIs like cleverbot that gets stuck in a logic loop and insists my name is steve for no reason. i miss her.